School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so thatyou can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degreeand a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated byfeminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of theLecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "theminds ofeither"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybodybelieves he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens andeverybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he gotcaught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you areearly.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and yourConfidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you bybills.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than youactually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken ofwhendead
Monday, April 9, 2007
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Good Morning Everyone
Today jogin was good.and in star movies The Mask Of Zorro was runnin. gud it was
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